Written by John Stephens
Directed by Bethany Rooney

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Jared Padalecki as Dean
Michael Winters as Taylor
Sean Gunn as Kirk
Rob Moore
Richard Fancy
Brian Evers
Jane Lynch
Mary Anne McGarry
Lisa Long

Co-starring

Bob Rumnock as bell ring leader
Josh Haber as Henry
David Wichert as Chuck
Mary Wachtel as diner
Derick Alexander as orderly

Featured music

"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
"Thanks for Christmas" by XTC
"Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid
"Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney
"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" by John Lennon & Yoko Ono