Written by Amy Sherman-Palladino
Directed by Arlene Sanford

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Nick Chinlund as Ian Jack
Liza Weil as Paris Geller
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Alex Borstein as Drella
Dakin Matthews as Headmaster Hanlon Charleston
John Billingsley as English teacher

Co-starring

Chad Michael Murray as Tristin DuGray
Ted Rooney as Morey Dell
Shelly Cole as Madeline
Teal Redmann as Louise
Roz Witt as Mrs. Traiger
Carole Goldman as Miss James
Josh Jacobson as boy #1
Jackson Douglas as Jackson
Pamela Kosh as elderly female
David Smigelski as Derek
Steve Tom as irate customer
Rene Heger as kid
Strawn Bovee as Mrs. Hess
Sean Gunn as Kirk
Troy Medley as installer #1
Irina Maleeva as salon lady

Featured music

"I'm the Man Who Murdered Love" by XTC
"I Don't Know How to Say Goodbye to You" by Sam Phillips (driving to school)