Written by Joanne Waters
Directed by Adam Nimoy

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Alex Borstein as Drella
Meagen Fay
Eileen Barnett
Charles C. Stevenson, Jr.
Jay Gerber

Co-starring

Ted Rooney as Morey Dell
Jackson Douglas as Jackson
Lisa Poff as Sarah
Kelly Cohen as Jackie Shales
Ashley Cohen as Jessica Shales
Chris Hoffman as Matt
Matt Hoffman as Mark
Melendy Britt as Gloria
Tony Pasqualini as Wallace
Laura Gardner as woman #2
Sean Gunn as swan man
Jean St. James as irate mother

Featured music

"We Are Family" by Sister Sledge (at the wedding)
"Here They Go" by Sam Phillips (ending song)