Quotes from Paris is Burning
Rory: Buttercup is a special dog. She's extremely skittish and tends to react badly toward blonde-haired females, brunette males, children of either sex, other animals, red clothing, cabbage, or anyone in a uniform.
Lorelai: Hey, we just found the doggie version of you.
Sales guy: Can I help you?
Luke: Do not let these two anywhere near a dog, they can barely feed themselves.
Lorelai: I want a pet.
Rory: You have me.
Lorelai: You don't bring me my slippers in the morning.
Rory: I might if you had slippers.
Lorelai: Will you wear a collar?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: It'll be pink.
Rory: You're sick.
Rory: It's one o'clock in the morning.
Lorelai: I know, but my watch stopped during a terrible car wreck and I had to save kittens and small children and four baby chicks.
Lorelai: You stayin' here?
Rory: Yeah, I'm comfortable. I've got the pillows in a perfect mushed position.
Lorelai: It's eight o'clock. Who shows up at eight o'clock for an eight o'clock date?
Rory: I don't know, maybe a Chilton teacher.
Sookie: It's hard with my hours. I'm always at the inn, or the market... or the hospital.
Lorelai: Wow, you're the new Heather.
Lorelai: This is the pizza from mystery Tuesday. That one's completely fine.
Rory: Don't.
Lorelai: It's in the box.
Rory: Oscar.
Lorelai: Felix.
Rory: Forget it.
Lorelai: Fine.
Lorelai: How does first annual mother-daughter ditch day sound?
Rory: Not happening.
Max: You're breaking up with me, aren't you?
Lorelai: I don't know.
Max: Not only are you breaking up with me, you're doing it really badly.
Lorelai: Am I being graded?
Max: Well, I don't know, I'm a little disappointed. I would have expected a better dumping from you.
Emily: Kissing a teacher? In a classroom? On parents day?!
Lorelai: Well, they wanted us to get more involved with the school!
Emily: What do I say? How do I defend this?
Lorelai: It was a mistake.
Emily: A mistake? A mistake? Is that what you call it? A mistake?
Lorelai: Well, I tried to call it Al, but it would only answer to Mistake.
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