Quotes from Double Date
Rory: Yoko Ono? Really?
Lane: A very misunderstood artist and The Beatles would have broken up anyway.
Rory: Have you shared this theory with anyone?
Lane: I know it, Yoko knows it, Sean knows it, Julian's still in denial, but what can you do.
Sookie: It's his turn.
Lorelai: All right, let's say it is his turn. You can spend a lot of time sitting around waiting for him to realize it's his turn, or you can just run with the wolves and make it your turn again.
Sookie: Lorelai, pleeease? I'll be your best friend.
Lorelai: You are my best friend.
Sookie: Thank you, thank you, thank you! You will not regret this.
Lorelai: Pick another phrase.
Sookie: You will not have to pay!
Lorelai: Much better.
Lane: How do I look?
Rory: You look too good for him.
Lane: That's what I was going for.
Luke: First I gotta watch a man walk out on you, then I have to watch you eat alone? Nope, too pathetic.
Lorelai: I'm not eating alone. You're here.
Luke: I'm working.
Lorelai: Yeah, but after three cheeseburgers you're done unless you're expecting Elijah to stop by.
Todd: That's Rory's mom? She's a babe, man!
Lorelai: You lied to me so I wouldn't have to lie to Mrs. Kim?
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: Oh my God, you really are my daughter.
Rory: I'm so sorry.
Lorelai: I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you have my shoes on.
Lorelai: You know the one good thing we all learned from this?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: That I'm a babe.
Lorelai: You know, it doesn't always work to lock a kid up and throw away the key.
Mrs. Kim: I didn't throw away the key, it's in the kitchen.
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