Quotes from Concert Interruptus

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Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Are there crackers?
Lorelai: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers.
Rory: And in the Gilmore house?
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Lane: Me, please.

Louise: I can't imagine having a baby at sixteen.
Paris: Well, then keep your knees shut.

Lorelai: Okay, let's go make our noses bleed.

Paris: I know he's flirting with me to get to you, but at least he's flirting with me.

Paris: You know what? I think this is the best night I've ever had.

Lorelai: You didn't wake me up.
Rory: I set the clock.
Lorelai: Yes, but see, the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall, giving me ample time to fall back asleep. You, however, never stop yapping, no matter how hard I throw you, thus ensuring the whole wake-up process.

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