Quotes from Christopher Returns
Christopher: I think I've finally got all my ducks lined up in a row.
Lorelai: You're opening a shooting gallery.
Christopher: I have been tying up the loose ends in my life.
Lorelai: Do they make that much string?
Christopher: She has a Dean?
Lorelai: She has a Dean.
Christopher: So, that was a Dean.
Rory: That was a Dean.
Lorelai: Did you just curtsey?
Rory: Shut up.
Lorelai: Sorry, m'lady.
Emily: I know you heard a lot of talk about various disappointments this evening, and I know you've heard a lot of talk about it in the past, but I want to make this very clear. You, young lady, your person and your existence, have never ever been, not even for a second, included in that list. Do you understand me?
Rory: Yeah, I do.
Emily: Good.
Lorelai: Here's to Rory.
Christopher: The bright spot in all the darkness.
Lorelai: And how.
Lorelai: In this parade of stupid and dumb I am the one twirling the flaming baton.
Christopher: Lor?
Lorelai: What?
Christopher: I want to marry you.
Lorelai: And the hits just keep on coming.
Christopher: What about last night? What did having sex mean to you?
Lorelai: It meant that Jose Cuervo still has amazing magical powers.
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke: Yes?
Lorelai: Um, can I make one more suggestion?
Luke: No.
Lorelai: Curtains.
Luke: No.
Lorelai: Manly curtains.
Luke: Oxymoron.
Lorelai: What did you call me?
Luke: No curtains.
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