Quotes from The Breakup, Part 2

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Lorelai: That sweater's brand new.
Rory: Well, he saw me in it yesterday and he liked it.
Lorelai: Well, then, he's got good taste.
Rory: He said it brought out the blue in my eyes.
Lorelai: Well, then he's gay.

Rory: I don't want to wallow and you can't make me.

Lorelai: You do know, honey, that trash doesn't actually talk at all unless it's on Sesame Street.

Dean: Are you serious?
Luke: You see a smile on this face?
Dean: No, but what's different about that?

Lorelai: I can't wait to try the toaster pizza. It looks so gross, which is usually the mark of a great junk food.
Rory: Beefaroni!
Lorelai: Enough said.

Rory: Can I take the car?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: Can I borrow something to wear?
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: Are you going to give into anything I say because you feel sorry for me?
Lorelai: Yes!
Rory: I'll make a list.

Lorelai: Turn around.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Fourteen hours of labor, that's why.

Lorelai: Look in somebody's sock drawer. Rich people have hilarious sock drawers.

Lorelai: Rory and Dean broke up and, um, she won't wallow. And I told her that she should wallow, y'know, because that's supposed to help you get through the pain and then you can accept it and you can get over somebody and you can move on with your life. And then she asked me, um, how long it was before I got over you, and I didn't know what to say, y'know, because I can't lie to her and I realized that if I gave her any time frame at all that I would be lying because I'm not over you.

Paris: No glove no love.

Rory: So, do you know, um, which way will lead us to some soda?
Paris: Keep up, 'cause I'm not turning around.

Lane: If I'm not back in one dance, you are coming down with a really bad case of anything that means we have to go home.
Rory: Oh, is it getting warm in here or is it just me?
Lane: Thank you.

Lane: I have a major problem.
Rory: What?
Lane: Henry, the guy I've been dancing with?
Rory: Yeah?
Lane: Okay, so, he's really good in school. He's gonna be a doctor, pediatrician, to be exact. His parents are extremely involved in their local church. He, himself, helps out with Sunday school. He speaks Korean fluently, he respects his parents, and he's also really cute, very funny, and surprisingly interesting.
Rory: Lane, I'm sorry, but I'm totally failing to see the problem here.
Lane: I'm falling for a guy my parents would approve of!

Max: We are not gonna solve this thing away from each other.
Lorelai: No, we're not.
Max: And, obviously, we are not gonna solve this by not staying away from each other.
Lorelai: But we'll burn more calories.

Lane: I can't believe I just gave my number to a potential Korean doctor.

Rory: I'm ready to wallow now.

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