Quotes from The Third Lorelai
Lorelai: I still can't get over that I'm related to God. It's going to make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
Rory: I hope she likes me.
Lorelai: She'll love you.
Rory: I hope she and grandma get along.
Lorelai: She'll love you.
Paris: What's up with you and Tristan?
Rory: What do you mean?
Paris: You just seem weird around each other.
Rory: Nope, no weirder than usual.
Paris: I disagree.
Rory: You usually do.
Paris: Read my manifesto. I want your thoughts.
Rory: My first thought: lose the word "manifesto."
Paris: Too "cabin in the woods?"
Rory: Don't open your mail.
Paris: Right. How about "doctrine?"
Rory: Better.
Paris: Okay.
Lorelai: Oooh, it happened when you pushed something funky.
Michel: I pushed nothing funky!
Lorelai: You have the funk, my friend.
Lorelai: What would Miss Manners say about this?
Emily: If she met your grandmother she'd understand.
Louise: It's something else. Something private.
Madeline: Scandal.
Louise: Maybe, though it is Paris.
Madeline: Scandal light.
Louise: All the taste but much fewer calories.
Rory: I did a little matchmaking.
Lorelai: Lucy, how many times have I told you not to butt into other people's business?
Rory: Never.
Lorelai: Good.
Paris: My mother says the color pink makes my head look small.
Rory: Tristan would be lucky to go out with someone like you. He's not going to have to read the menu to you or explain that the dancing trash bins in the movie theater previews aren't real.
Richard: My mother is a very special woman, isn't she?
Lorelai the first: You talk about me like I'm dead.
Richard: Oh, you're never going to die, you're too stubborn.
Rory to Paris: Don't look at me, I didn't kiss you.
Rory: Listen, there's something I have to tell you.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: I loaned Paris your black mini and there's a good chance you may never see it again.
Lorelai: Ohhh, well, there's something I have to tell you.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: You lost out on a quarter of a million dollars today.
Rory: What?!
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