Quotes from Emily in Wonderland
Emily: As a child your mother had an unusually large head.
Lorelai: The best thing about it was that she would tell me, constantly. My first complete sentence was, "Big Head want dolly."
Rory: Oh, I'm buzzing.
Lorelai: What have I said about buzzing in public?
Rachel: That is one really not annoying kid.
Lorelai: Yes, she really is not.
Rachel: See, I might consider doing the whole mom thing if I could be guaranteed that I could get one just like her.
Lorelai: Oh, you can, you just have to go to Sears.
Emily: Okay, but I won't wear anything with rhinestones or zebra-stripes or anything that has batteries or that sings or makes animal noises or moves on its own.
Rory: Is it something special?
Emily: Do you like it?
Rory: Yeah.
Emily: Then it's something special.
Rory: Mom, hi.
Lorelai: Mom, hi.
Rachel: I feel like I don't have a friend in the world.
Lorelai: Hey, if you can french braid hair I'll be your friend.
Luke: What are you doing here?
Lorelai: Rachel invited me.
Luke: Oh.
Lorelai: To look at some pictures.
Luke: Good.
Lorelai: Yeah. And go through your underwear drawer.
Luke: Where is she?
Lorelai: Freezing your bra.
Luke: Where?
Lorelai: In the bathroom.
Rory: Can I ask you a question?
Lorelai: Yes, I would date Steven Tyler.
Rory: Can I ask you a question whose answer wouldn't horrify me?
Lorelai: It would just end badly.
Rory: It doesn't have to.
Lorelai: It would be like the first fifteen minutes of "Saving Private Ryan" but at least those guys got to be in France.
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