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Luke: No.
Lorelai: You don't know what we're doing.
Luke: The safest answer in anything involving the two of you is "no."
Lorelai: Make a gorilla sound.
Max: Why?
Lorelai: I want to play Wild Kingdom.
Luke: She hates birthdays.
Lorelai: Not as much as she's gonna hate these pot-holders.
Lorelai: I have a HUGE dilemma that I need your opinion on.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
Rory: Oh, boy.
Lorelai: Beautiful pants, so soft. I don't konw what this fabric is, but I think I want to have its baby.
Lorelai: Hey, it's not like the lumber jack look will ever go out, it won't. But just once wouldn't it be nice not to be dressed like an extra from "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?"
Luke: Take it back.
Lorelai: Come on, just the jacket. Just once be too sexy for your shirt and do a little dance on the catwalk.
Luke: Get away from me, you mental patient!
Rory: Why do you care?
Paris: I don't, just making an observation.
Rory: Great, we'll build a dome over you and jam a telescope in your head.
Max: She's safe.
Lorelai: She's with my mother. No one is safe with my mother.
Richard: I'm still waiting for the day when my knowledge of the inner workings of a frog's intestinal system can be applied to my work in the insurance industry.
Rory: Perhaps if you were insuring a frog.
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