Quotes from The Deer-Hunters
Max: Look at the large red circles around various parts of your paper as friendly reminders that to err is human, and that here at Chilton we try to beat that humanity right out of you.
Drella: I wonder if Versace makes a pacifier.
Michel: You're fired!
Lorelai: Excuse me?
Drella: You can't fire me.
Michel: Then I dock your pay.
Lorelai: Sorry.
Michel: Can I kill her?
Lorelai: Not before high tea.
Michel: Fine, then I will curse you, constantly, and in several languages.
Lorelai: Behold, in theaters now, the thing that reads a lot.
Rory: Lorelai, go to your room!
Lorelai: Wow, smart girls are mean.
Lane: Man, what's that?
Rory: My notes.
Lane: Really?
Rory: I don't think Shakespeare knew himself this well.
Mrs. Kim: That is chocolate covered death.
Rory: With a creamy caramel surprise.
Lorelai: Sweetie, I don't think he meant fine as a slam or a monologue.
Lorelai: I just thought I'd like to see the excitement.
Dad: It's a test.
Lorelai: Yeah, I know.
Dad: What's exciting about a test?
Lorelai: Do you play golf?
Dad: Yes, I do.
Lorelai: You explain yours, I'll explain mine.
Lorelai: Keep up the good work.
Max: I will.
Lorelai: Don't ever make coffee ever again.
Max: I won't, I promise.
Luke: Here.
Rory: What's that?
Luke: You look like you need pie.
Rory: I do?
Luke: Violent pencil-tossing usually signals a need for pie.
Rory: What if I'd thrown a pen?
Luke: I would have brought you a trout.
Rory: What?
Luke: I don't make the rules, I just carry them out.
Lorelai: She's eating pie? She didn't have dinner?
Luke: You raised her. I just serve.
Lorelai: So, what does the deer look like, huh? Does he have any distinguishing marks... besides the word "Jeep" imprinted on his forehead?
Lorelai: I'll still love you, even if you can't support me in my old age in the fabulous manner to which I plan on growing accustomed.
Lorelai: How much longer are we gonna look for this crazy deer?
Rory: Just a little further. I just hope he didn't hurt himself.
Lorelai: I just hope he has insurance.
Max: Lorelai, it was a pleasure encountering you. I hope it happens again.
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