Quotes from Kiss and Tell

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Miss Patty: Where are my leaves? I got pumpkins, I got pilgrims, I got no leaves!

Luke: No tip?
Lorelai: Oh, yeah, here's a tip: serve your customers!
Luke: Here's another: don't sit on any cold benches.

Rory: Thank you.

Rory: I got kissed, and... and I shoplifted.

Lane: I'm so jealous. That's it, I've got to get some dumb ugly friends.

Lane: Was it great?
Rory: It was perfect.
Lane: Wow.
Rory: Yeah.

Lorelai: That Lothario over there has wormed his way into my daughter's heart and mouth and for that he must die.

Rory: No lecture about kissing a boy?
Lorelai: No. Why, did you do it wrong?
Rory: No... I don't think.

Lorelai: I'm going to be so cool in there you will mistake me for Shaft.

Lorelai: Think we can get him to turn around?
Rory: It's nice too?
Lorelai: Really?
Rory: Trust me.

Lorelai: It's expensive to slowly rot your insides, isn't it?

Lorelai: Chill out, supermarket slut.
Rory: See, even a little information in your hands is dangerous.

Lorelai: Stop saying "mother" like that.
Rory: Like what?
Lorelai: Like there's supposed to be another word after it.

Babette: Won't their kids be gorgeous!
Lorelai: Oh, God, I hope not.

Rory: That's my mom.
Dean: She's got energy.
Rory: Yeah, well, she's ninety percent water ten percent caffeine.

Dean: Would you like me to get out of here?
Rory: No, I'm fine with you looking around.
Dean: Nice chicken.
Rory: Well, y'know, at least I was.

Lorelai: Did the bad boy try something?
Rory: He's sitting there and he's watching the movie and he's perfect and he smells really good.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: He smells really good and he looks amazing and I am stupid.

Rory: I don't know what I'm doing here, you're sitting in the kitchen. What kind of chaperone are you?
Lorelai: Me? I'm not trying to be a chaperone, I'm trying to be a girlfriend.
Rory: Well, switch gears, 'cause I'm freakin' out here.

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