Quotes from Love and War and Snow
Luke: Twelves guys stood in a row all night waiting for an enemy that never showed up. They got stood up. They shoulda been wearing prom dresses.
Lorelai: I smell snow.
Rory: Ah, it's that time of year.
Lorelai: Can't you smell it?
Rory: Y'know, it's like dogs and high-pitched noises. I think it's something only you can smell.
Lorelai: Sorry I woke you up.
Rory: That's okay. It's all fodder for the tell-all.
Lorelai: I am telling you, five minutes in a snowball fight, we could knock that stick right out of your butt.
Lorelai: It's the first snowfall of the season. It's very lucky. Make a wish.
Michele: Get away from me.
Lorelai: Oh, you're not supposed to say it out loud.
Luke: It sucked then too, it just sucked without indoor plumbing.
Max: I was on my way back from Stamford and my car decided to stop.
Lorelai: Here.
Max: Yes.
Lorelai: In my town.
Max: Yes.
Lorelai: Good car.
Max: We'll go.
Lorelai: Great.
Max: Great's an understatement.
Lorelai: I've never been married.
Max: Ever been close?
Lorelai: Uh, Rory's dad proposed.
Max: What happened?
Lorelai: The bell rang, I was late for chem lab.
Lane: You have everything now and I have nothing except for two-thousand Korean bibles and a potential F in jazz band.
Rory: One time Sookie came and brought us some foie gras and mom stuck it on a pizza.
Emily: How was it?
Rory: Pretty good once we took the foie gras off.
Emily: That was her debutant gown for her coming out party.
Rory: Mom had a coming out party?
Richard: No, she didn't.
Rory: Oh.
Max: At some point in your life you're gonna have to decide that some guy is worth opening that front door for. I am just volunteering.
Lorelai: I'm not Rory, but we do use the same blow-dryer.
Lorelai: I swear to God, if this wasn't a major Judy Blume moment I would kick her cute little butt right out of here.
Max: Can I at least give you a kiss goodnight?
Lorelai: Only if you intend to live 'til morning.
Rory: It's Mr. Medina.
Lorelai: I know.
Rory: My English teacher is on my couch.
Lorelai: It was the snow. You know how I get, it's like catnip. I was walking, he was there, his car was broken, we had fiesta burgers... it was the snow.
Rory: I know you're not a cat person, so you truly will be alone if you don't find someone.
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