Quotes from Rory's Dance
Emily: Since when you do not like avocado?
Lorelai: Since the day I said, "Gross. What is this?" and you said, "Avocado."
Emily: What's wrong with the tomato?
Lorelai: It was fraternizing with the enemy.
Dean: So, are you asking me to go to a dance with you?
Rory: No. (pause) Yes.
Tristan: I actually thought you'd like to go with me.
Rory: You did not.
Tristan: Well, I did too.
Rory: You did not because you are not stupid.
Tristan: Why, thank you.
Rory: Slimy and weasely, yes, but stupid, no. You'd have to be stupid to think that, given our history, I would ever, barring a piano or a safe falling on my head, want to go anywhere with you, ever.
Rory: I'm primping!
Lorelai: You're sixteen, you have skin like a baby's ass, there's nothing to primp.
Rory to Dean: Hey, you're nice.
Dean: Okay, uh, so this dancing thing is not something I want you to get used to or comment on.
Rory: Oh, that goes both ways.
Sissy: You wanna dance?
Tristan: Nope.
Sissy: You wanna eat?
Tristan: Nope.
Sissy: You wanna go make out?
Tristan: Yeah, whatever, let's go.
Dean: That was quite a dance.
Rory: I seriously don't know what go into him.
Dean: I do.
Rory: What?
Dean: He has a thing for you.
Rory: No, he doesn't, it's just a game to him or something.
Dean: He has a thing for you.
Rory: He does nothing but insult me and make me miserable.
Dean: He has a thing for you.
Lorelai: Rory is a good kid, mom, she's not me.
Emily: What kind of mother are you to allow this happen to her?
Lorelai: Oh, I don't know, mom, what kind of mother were you?
Emily: You're gonna lose her. You're gonna lose her just like I lost you.
Lorelai: I am not gonna lose her. Do you hear me? Even if I hadn't gotten pregnant you still would have lost me. I had nothing in that house. I had no life, I had no air. You strangled me. I do not strangle Rory.
Rory: This is crap! You know I didn't do anything, you know this was an acc. You're just mad because I screwed up and I did it in front of grandma and she nailed you for it. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I screwed up and I'm sorry that you got yelled at, but I didn't do anything. And you know it!
Back to episode info