Written by Daniel Palladino
Directed by Jamie Babbit

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Michael Winters as Taylor Doose
Jackson Douglas as Jackson
Sean Gunn as Kirk
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Steve Eastin
Dion Anderson
David (Gruber) Allen
Grant Lee Phillips as Grant

Co-starring

Mike Gandolfi as Andrew
Andrea Sabesin as Lisa
Pat Crawford Brown as Mrs. Cassini
Marcia Ann Burrs as the older woman
Brian McDonald as Reverend Hackett
Ian Kerr as the mortuary worker
James Moses Black as patron #1
Wendy Haines as patron #2