Written by Amy Sherman-Palladino
Directed by Steven Robman

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Michael Winters as Taylor Doose
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Sean Gunn as Kirk
Mary Lunn Rajskub as "girlfriend"
Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs as Principal Merton
Rich Topol
Jon Polito as "Daddy"
David Sutcliffe as Christopher Hayden

Co-starring

Julia Silverman as the teacher
Chantal Lamourelle as the nurse

Featured musical artists

"White Lines (Don't Do It)" by Grandmaster Flash (Kirk dancing in movie)