Written by Daniel Palladino
Directed by Gail Mancuso

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Michael Winter as Taylor Doose
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Sean Gunn as Kirk
Ted Rooney as Morey Dell
Linda Porter as Fran Westin
David Sutcliffe as Christopher Hayden
Scott Cohen as Max Medina

Co-starring

Lee Reherman as the doorman
Adam Selkowitz as Daniel
Norma Michaels as Mrs. Lanahan
Alan Luzietti as Judy Garland
Brian Palmetto as Mae West
Maximilliana as Marilyn Monroe
Scott Kaske as Bette Davis
Michael harrington as Gwen Stefani
Bijoux Delux as Uma Thurman
Jazzmun as Janet Jackson