Quotes from Secrets and Loans

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Lorelai: Make sure you gloat a little, it's good for the skin.

Rory: So, do you think the porch is falling apart or do you just weigh a ton?

Rory: It's eleven o'clock at night.
Lorelai: Here. But somewhere in the world it's still Miller time!

Lorelai: I think if we put Paris and my mother in a room together the world would explode.
Rory: I'll keep that in mind for the next science fair.

Emily: What are you taking?
Lorelai: Roofies.
Rory: Aspirin.

Rory: That's for me not thinking fast.
Dean: Please never think fast again.
Rory: I'll try my hardest.

Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting there.
Emily: No, it's a hologram. Lifelike, isn't it?

Lorelai: Hey.
Rory: Oh, hey.
Lorelai: I got your note.
Rory: Yeah, well, pinning it to the Mallomars is always a safe bet.

Lane: I just bounce a little more.

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