Quotes from Richard in Stars Hollow
Lorelai: Eat in ignorance and enjoy, my friend.
Emily: You have to take your father.
Lorelai: What?
Emily: Tomorrow, for the whole day, just take him.
Lorelai: Take him where?
Emily: I don't care. The zoo, the mall, Rhode Island, just get him out of my house.
Lorelai: What happened?
Emily: He's going to join my water aerobics class.
Lorelai: What?
Emily: He bought some new swim trunks today. He's out of control.
Lorelai: You're my guest.
Richard: No, I'm your father.
Richard: A grapefruit is brain food. It has vitamin C and folic acid, and it helps with your digestion. It really is a terrific food.
Lorelai: I feel like you're about to break into song.
Lorelai: I need a grapefruit.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Yeah, before my pancakes this morning I need half a grapefruit, preferably one that tastes like a donut.
Lorelai: How does that sound?
Richard: Very sensible.
Lorelai: Yeah, I had to make up for my shoes.
Lorelai: Will you get me an extra bottle of champagne and smack me over the head with it?
Michel: Absolutely.
Luke: Rory, how much do you like this person?
Rory: Do what you gotta do, Luke.
Lorelai: I don't think I've ever loved you quite as much as I love you right now.
Rory: Ah... ribs, cracking... organs, crushing.
Lorelai: Yeah, well, love hurts.
Richard: Yale is a very fine school, some might argue a better school than Harvard.
Richard: How tall are you?
Dean: Why? You wanna dance?
Richard: No, thank you. I appreciate the offer, though.
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