Quotes from A-Tisket, A-Tasket


Lorelai: So, I've decided I'm saving myself for William Holden.
Rory: Wow, it's nice out here in left field.

Lorelai: It's quaint, isn't it? The women get make a nice lunch basket, the men get to bid on it, and the world rotates backwards on its axis.

Lorelai: You have a pretty boy to bid on your basket.
Rory: Yes, I do.
Lorelai: Did you tell him to eat lunch first?
Rory: Hi? I love him. Of course.

Dean: I really hate that guy.
Rory: He didn't do anything.
Dean: He's here. He's breathing. That's enough.

Taylor: Sold to the nice young hoodlum in the back for $90.

Lorelai: Patty gave my picture out to all these guys because she thinks I need a man.
Luke: You do. One with a nice couch and a deep knowledge of Freud.

Jackson: I swear, you better be as pathetic as you sound.
Kirk: Trust me.

Luke: I am going to the diner, I'm going to get us some edible food, and I am going to bring it back here for us to eat.
Lorelai: That is so not the point of today. I made this. I am insulted. I will now proceed to pout.
Luke: I'll bring back some brownies.
Lorelai: Oooh, the pouting has left the building.

Rory: I'm not jumping in the lake.
Jess: No underwater dining, got it.

Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: What?
Jackson: I think we should get married.
Sookie: But, uh... but...
Jackson: Soon.
Sookie: Are you pregnant?


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