Quotes from It Should Have Been Lorelai
Lorelai: We could sit in the corner, y'know, the mafia table, so that no one can come up behind you and whack you with a cannolli.
Rory: Whack you with a cannolli? Oh, because he left the gun and took the cannolli.
Lorelai: You are so my daughter.
Luke: Call me if anyone sane walks in.
Paris: We need more preparation.
Rory: More preparation? Paris, no two people know more about assisted suicide than the two of us. Kevorkian called today for a couple of tips.
Christopher: I thought I'd call and check in on Rory.
Lorelai: Oh, she went to some biker party a few days ago and never came back.
Christopher: Again?
Paris: Did you give her the cereal?
Lorelai: Um, I'd rather not say.
Lorelai: Come on, watch the tiny shaking boy get shorter.
Sookie: She's got good hair.
Lorelai: Yeah.
Sookie: Plus, she's been sitting for an hour and her dress is perfect, not a wrinkle. How'd she do that?
Lorelai: She must be a witch.
Sookie: And she's doing that no-hose thing.
Lorelai: Yeah, she's a chic, good-hair, wrinkle-free, no hose-wearing witch.
Paris: Rory, great job, we pretty much wiped the floor with them.
Rory: Yeah, we turned them into cleaning products, definitely.
Lorelai: Or you can come with me tonight, uh, if you want.
Christopher: To your parents?
Lorelai: Yeah, 'cause with Rory not there I might need a hostage.
Christopher: So, what do you think of her?
Lorelai: Oh, I don't know her well enough to judge.
Christopher: That's never stopped you from judging people before.
Lorelai: Hey, buddy, I'm trying to grow here.
Emily: Where's Rory?
Lorelai: Uh, a last-minute unexpected thing came up, but I brought a good substitute: half her genes in a nice nifty Christopher package.
Emily: It should have been you!
Lorelai: I'm just trying to recover from last night. It was one of those nights where you start off stepping in quick-sand and end up with a sixteen-pound anvil landing on your head.
Michel: You are your mother's child.
Rory: Thank you!
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