Quotes from There's the Rub
Lorelai: I'm going to a spa, with my mother.
Rory: Lean forward.
Rory: You are twelve and disgusting.
Lorelai: I am trapped and desperate.
Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
Lorelai: Mom, there's no coffee.
Emily: It won't kill you to go two days without coffee, Lorelai.
Lorelai: No, I think it will.
Rory: Don't be mad.
Dean: I'm not. I'm not mad.
Rory: Good.
Dean: I'm confused, but I'm not mad.
Rory: Fine.
Dean: I'm a saint, but I'm not mad.
Rory: Thank you.
Dean: You're welcome.
Lorelai: Mom, you signed us up for a couples' massage.
Emily: So?
Lorelai: A couples massage is for a couple, not a couple of people.
Emily: That's a pretty color. What is that?
Lorelai: It's called Vicious Trollop.
Emily: Oh, stop it. *Lorelai shows her the tube* Now why would you name a lipstick something like that?
Lorelai: 'Cause Dirty Whore was taken?
Emily: You frighten me.
Rory: God, how much food is in there? This could feed twelve.
Jess: Excuse me, I've seen you eat.
Rory: Fine. Six.
Emily: It doesn't seem right to eat dinner when your feet aren't touching the floor.
Jess: You really want me to go?
Rory: I really want to avoid a fight with Dean.
Jess to Dean: Oops, you're doing that towering-over-me thing.
Paris: We're friends?
Rory: I'm not sure if there's an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizzaro friendsish realm.
Emily: Why can't we have what you and Rory have?
Emily: Did you ever steal a robe with Rory?
Lorelai: No, Rory would never steal. She's far too moral for that. You, however... Vicious Trollop. What's it gonna be?
Emily: I should have my head examined.
Lorelai: We'll make an appointment when we get back.
Emily: You do know in the course of one night you've turned me into an adulterer and a thief.
Lorelai: I'll have you working at the Chicken Ranch by the end of the month.
Dean: Rory wouldn't lie, right?
Lorelai: No, Rory wouldn't lie.
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