Quotes from Back in the Saddle Again
Lorelai: We've been waiting forever.
Emily: We have not been waiting forever.
Lorelai: Forever. Godot was just here. He said, "I ain't waitin' for Richard," grabbed a roll and left. It's been forever.
Paris: Hey, Brad? Your festive interjections are a real kick in the pants, but we're low on time, so can it.
Sookie: I'm gonna choke somebody by the neck until brains ooze out of their ears.
Rory: I was just in the area and I thought I'd pay a call.
Richard: Well, how very continental of you. I would hug you, but I have various forms of viscous fluid on me.
Dean: By, Lane.
Lane: Come again soon.
Michel: What are you doing here? I was going to pick you up at the airport, you wicked creature.
Giselle: I had to come early, I wanted to buy presents before I see you since I know you are a materialistic vulture. All right, back up. Da da da. Thank God I had the perfect son. If you had been ugly I don't know what I would have done.
Michel: Boarding school?
Giselle: In Switzerland.
Giselle: I must meet your friends. I did not raise you to be rude.
Michel: You did too.
Rory: That means that we would actually have to build a robot.
Madeline: Yes, we would.
Rory: Who knows how to do that?
Madeline: I don't know. He looks like he should know.
Brad: I've never built a robot.
Louise: But you've tried, haven't you?
Brad: Yes, I have.
Lorelai: I swear, that boy would make a good drinking game.
Emily: He's smiling.
Rory: I know.
Emily: He's smiling and there's no oil on the carpet.
Rory: Life is good.
Emily: Yes, it is.
Lorelai: Did you notice when he's gets mad he gets taller?
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: I don't know how he does it but he actually grows.
Rory: Stop.
Lorelai: The day I told him I was pregnant – twenty-four feet tall – freaked the birds.
Dean: She likes Jess, doesn't she?
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