Quotes from Hammers and Veils
Lorelai: They all looked wrong. I'm gonna be gross and all the children will laugh and Max will realize he's made a horrible mistake.
Rory: Are you seriously going to be mad about the fact that you thought I was going out with Tristin even though I wasn't for the rest of your life?
Paris: I have great commitment.
Rory: When are you going to tell them?
Lorelai: Soon.
Rory: When's soon?
Lorelai: When the big hand hits the S and the little hand hits the oon.
Rory: What is that?
Lorelai: A hammer.
Rory: It has feathers on it.
Lorelai: Yes.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: So the rhinestones and bows won't feel lonely.
Rory: What do you want me to do with it?
Lorelai: Build a really pretty house.
Rory: How long is it gonna take me to talk you out of giving that to me?
Lorelai: Forty minutes, an hour tops.
Rory: Hand it over.
Dean: Summer's the time to hang out and kick back.
Rory: I can't hang out or kick back. I need to find a retarded kid and teach him how to play softball!
Lorelai: Why can't you keep a maid in this house? I mean, there must have been a thousand women who've gone through here in the thirty-two years that I've been alive and not one of them could stick it out.
Emily: And this is what we need to discuss right now?
Lorelai: These are women from countries that have dictatorships and civil wars and death squads and all of that they've survived, but five minutes working for Emily Gilmore and people are begging for Castro.
Lorelai: Boy, they just keep making that ketchup slower and slower, huh?
Luke: It's the Heinz family's little joke.
Emily: Your head is much too big for a veil.
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