Quotes from Lorelai's Graduation Day
Rory: Just tell me if it's in this town or the next.
Lorelai: We don't patronize the next town.
Rory: Since when?
Lorelai: I dunno. Didn't they feed lead to our jumping frog or something?
Rory: Oh, yeah, right after they stoned the woman who won the lottery.
Lorelai: See, so the boycott's legit.
Rory: It makes me feel guilty.
Lorelai: Eating can help drown that.
Sookie: It takes him about an hour to become Jackson.
Lorelai: My brain is full. It has reached capacity. It's Shea stadium when the Beatles played. It's cramped and girls are screaming and I think George is fighting with Ringo.
Rory: You have a very active head.
Rory: Wow.
Emily: It's an English tea service. One of the advantages of our having an English maid. That and the fact that she speaks English.
Jess: C'mon, let me see your withering stare.
Rory: It's dangerous, I could hurt you.
Jess: I've been hurt before.
Rory: No.
Emily: Raul is my cameraman.
Lorelai: Cameraman?
Emily: He's going to be filming the ceremony for us. He's very talented. He screened an independent film of his as an audition. "Welcome to Scabland." It was disgusting but beautifully photographed.
Raul: It was supposed to be disgusting.
Lorelai: I'm sure it was.
Lorelai: I'm just gonna let everyone deal with all of this, because I need to relax and get a cup of coffee and maybe hammer a nail into my head.
Jess: Why did you come here?
Rory: What?
Jess: I said, why did you come here?
Rory: Well...
Jess: I mean, you ditched school and everything. It's so not you. Why'd you do it?
Rory: Because, you didn't say goodbye.
Jess: Oh. Bye, Rory.
Rory: Bye, Jess.
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