Quotes from I Can't Get Started


Lorelai: Oy, with the poodles already.

Lorelai: Why are you eating?
Rory: You took thirty minutes to come in.
Lorelai: But I'm here now, and hey, I'm like cheese.
Dean: What?
Rory: She gets better with time.
Dean: Ah.
Rory: Sorry, Gouda, we got school.

Paris: Have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?

Paris: Never underestimate the power of alliteration, my friend.

Rory: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Lorelai: I'm not smiling... I had a little stroke.

Lorelai: This is not happening.
Christopher: I hope to God you're wrong.

Lorelai: Now, you go get some sleep.
Sookie: And you go get some.

Kirk: I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.

Lorelai: Women all over the world will line up to see that tiny woman fat.


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