Quotes from The Road Trip to Harvard
Sookie: So, where you goin'?
Lorelai: We have no idea.
Sookie: Oh, my favorite kind of trip.
Lorelai: That had better not be a map.
Rory: Sorry, but I'm openly defying your no-map policy.
Lorelai: Okay, I think we just found the first room in the history of the world that would have made Liberace say, "Whoa, step back, no one's that gay."
Lorealai: If they catch us they'll clamp onto us like leeches, and you know what that means.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Chit-chat. Stomach-turning, mind-numbing, soul-deadening chit-chat.
Lorelai: I'm sure. I wish I did love him. You have no idea how much.
Rory: Hey.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Last night.
Lorelai: Aw, we're good.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: You know what isn't good?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: I ate the fuzzy Certs.
Rory: Gross!
Lorelai: They tasted like keys.
Kirk: You know, in France, when you sit and order, you can have the table as long as you want.
Luke: I bet you know what I'm going to say next.
Kirk: That we're not in France?
Luke: Give or take a profanity.
Lorelai: What do you want to do?
Rory: Kill you.
Lorelai: And?
Rory: I don't know. What do you want to do?
Lorelai: Bounce tennis balls off of Sammy?
Rory: Seriously?
Lorelai: I'm not sure.
Rory: You're folding it wrong!
Lorelai: Is it smaller?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Then it's not wrong.
Lorelai: Don't you want to see it? Huh? The place where you will be living and studying and developing very naive but pretentious world views that will come crashing down the minute you graduate?
Lorelai: I think I'm gonna like college. Did you hear? I used "existentialist" in a sentence.
Rory: I heard!
Lorelai: I've always wanted to do that.
Rory: It was very impressive.
Rory: God, these classrooms are huge.
Lorelai: Better to fit those big Harvard brains.
Rory: I love college! I love Harvard. I love fatalism!
Emily: What is that?
Lorelai: That is a Harvard squirrel.
Emily: Good grief.
Rory: Sitting on a Harvard rock.
Lorelai: Doesn't he look smart?
Emily: He looks dirty.
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