Quotes from Nick & Nora, Sid & Nancy
Luke: Do you have a sister?
Lorelai: Um, no.
Kid: I do!
Luke: You have my sympathies.
Kid: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: I'm blowing this up.
Lorelai: What is it?
Luke: It's a bed.
Lorelai: A bed?
Luke: For Jess.
Lorelai: Jess?
Luke: Jess, my nephew.
Lorelai: Luke, um, that's not a bed, that's a raft. Which is fine if you're gonna build a moat around the diner, but....
Luke: It's fine.
Lorelai: Luke, the kid needs a bed. If you want to get him something inflatable get him a blonde.
Luke: You want some coffee?
Lorelai: It's okay, I'll just lick it off the table.
Lorelai: He doesn't know his way around yet.
Luke: Way around what? This is Stars Hollow. You take three left turns and you're back in the center of town.
Rory: Oh my God, I hate her.
Lorelai: Oh, me too!
Rory: You have no idea who I'm talking about.
Lorelai: Solidarity, sister.
Lorelai: Jackson grows fruit and then scares people with it.
Lorelai: Ugh, there have been very few moments in my life where I actually wished I have one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone's face but this is definitely one of them.
Rory: You know you're gonna make up anyway, and what better day to make up than danish day, the happiest of all days, the day when we all say, hey, let's forgive and forget over a nice danish and a cup of coffee.
Max: I don't really believe in regrets. All my experiences, even the ones that didn't turn out the way I wanted them to... I firmly believe they were all worth it.
Lorelai: I sure know how to dump 'em, don't I.
Luke: I am in so far over my head that I can't see my own hat.
Lorelai: Try turning it around.
Luke: I don't even like kids. They're always sticky, y'know, like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's not jam in the house, somehow they've always got jam on their hands. I am not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands.
Rory: Little tip?
Jess: Yeah.
Rory: If you ever want to speak to me again, don't pull that out of my ear.
Jess: I assume the nose is off limits too.
Rory: Any place you wouldn't naturally find a coin. Let's leave it that way.
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