Quotes from Like Mother, Like Daughter
Rory: Hey, we were mocking. You can't mock the mocking.
Lorelai: Michel.
Michel: I am growing very old.
Lorelai: Come pick me up.
Michel: I am already here.
Lorelai: Put Carol on the desk and come pick me up.
Michel: I'm not speaking to Carol, she ate my low-fat cheese.
Lorelai: Michel, come pick me up and I will buy you some cheese
Michel: Low-fat cheese.
Lorelai: Low-fat cheese.
Michel: Low-fat American cheese.
Lorelai: Low-fat American cheese.
Michel: And a meringue cookie.
Lorelai: Go along with it. Talk to some kids, I'll hang out with their moms, and we'll get into Harvard, take over the world and buy Chilton and turn it into a rave club.
Lem: Lorelai. That's a weird name.
Rory: Well, Lem, what can I say?
Rory to Paris: God, you're like a pop-up book from hell.
Paris: Look, I know you and me, we...
Rory: ...shouldn't be around eachother armed.
Lorelai: Who the hell names their kid Lemon?
Rory: Someone really into citrus.
Rory: It's just so weird that the one table I sit down at is home to a secret society.
Lorelai: I know, it's like waking up one day and realizing that everyone else in your family can pull their face off.
Rory: Yes, it's exactly like that.
Lorelai: Oh! Thank God, you brought Bert.
Luke: Right here.
Lorelai: My men. Follow me.
Luke: By the way, you do tell people that you're the one that named my toolbox, right?
Lorelai: Mmmm, toolbox. Dirty.
Lorelai: Fix it yet?
Luke: The moron used the wrong supports.
Lorelai: Please tell me you can fix it.
Luke: If I told you I couldn't fix it would you accept that?
Lorelai: No.
Luke: I can fix it.
Lorelai: Thank you!
Emily: It's funny, isn't it?
Lorelai: What's funny?
Emily: How nicely you seem to be fitting into the world that you ran away from.
Rory: Oh my God!
Lorelai: Be nice.
Rory: You look like Nancy Reagan.
Lorelai: Oh, now how is that nice?
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