Quotes from The Ins & Outs of Inns

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Lorelai: How are you, Jess?
Jess: I'm not bleedin' or anything.
Lorelai: Well, then it's gonna be a good day.

Luke: Jess, this is Mia, she owns the Independence Inn.
Jess: Huh.
Luke: That's, "Hello, nice to mee you," in slacker.

Lorelai: Hey, if I cry will it freak you out?
Luke: Totally.
Lorelai: What if I whimper?
Luke: How about you suck it up?

Mia: You sure you don't want some tea? Tea usually makes things like this a little less awkward, there's things to hold and stir.

Lorelai: Oh, man, it's such a relief to have that Sookie thing fixed.
Rory: I know, I hate fighting with friends.
Lorelai: That's what enemies are for.
Rory: And God knows we have our share of those.
Lorelai: People who eat crunchy food with their mouths open.
Rory: People who dog-ear library books.
Lorelai: People who spit when they talk.

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