Quotes from Run Away, Little Boy
Lorelai: Okay, clearly this is shaping up to be one of those moments that St. Peter's gonna show on the big video screen when I die, and I for one do not want to see the three of us staggering around with cider ice-cream slathered all over our faces while my soul hangs in the balance. So, until I can figure out who sent this, no one goes near it, and we're watching "The Shining."
Paris: If you plan on missing rehearsal you better have a coroner's note.
Tristin: This is the only one free of ex-girlfriends.
Paris: So, we're being punished for our good taste?
Rory: How are you at speaking in front of a lot people?
Brad: I tend to throw up.
Paris to Rory: You're the best public speaker here, you definitely have that waif thing down and you'll look great dead.
Lorelai: Something funny?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: You're just smiling for no reason?
Rory: I'm a happy person.
Lorelai: I met him at business school, not his bar mitzvah.
Sookie: Are you sure this is Shakespeare?
Dean: What's with all the grunting?
Lorelai: I wish Luke was here, he could translate for us.
Rory: Mom made the dress.
Lorelai: Not to mention the girl inside it.
Rory: Hello? Gross.
Tristin: Take care of yourself... Mary.
Lorelai: I don't have very many people in my life who... are... in my life, permanently, forever. They will always be there for me, I will always be there for them. You know? There's Rory, and Sookie, this town, and... you. I mean, at least, I think I've got...
Luke: You do.
Lorelai: Good. Just checking.
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