Written by Daniel Palladino
Directed by Gail Mancuso

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Michael Winter as Taylor Doose
Granville Van Dusen as Darren Springsteen
Jackson Douglas as Jackson
Adam Brody as Dave Rygalski
Tinsley Grimes as Carol Springsteen
Grant Lee Phillips as Grant
Jeanette Brox as Jennifer Springsteen
Matt Newton as Jack Springsteen
Biff Yeager as Tom
Anita Finlay as Marie Springsteen

Co-starring

Philip Pavel as Jim Romaine
Jay Krich as Mr. Hunter
Karen Bankhead as Rose
Kendall Schmidt as Peter
Jeffrey Noah as Brent
Rich Didonato as Eddie the mailman

Featured music

"I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones (Lane editing her ad)
"Smile" by Grant Lee Phillips
"Tiny Cities Made of Ashes" by Modest Mouse