Written by Daniel Palladino
Directed by Jamie Babbit

Special guest star Mädchen Amick as Sherry Tinsdale

Guest starring

Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Michael Winters as Taylor Doose
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Jackson Douglas as Jackson
Rose Abdoo as Gypsy
Alan Blumenfeld as Rabbi David Barans
Jim Jansen as Rev. Archie Skinner

Co-starring

Cynthia Ettinger as Maureen
Molly Bryant as Officer Scanlon
Christopher Grey as Caesar
Ken Davitian as Jesus
Rain Denise Wilson as Gail
Jennifer Jostyn as Judy
Kate Rodger as Susan
Kate Orsini as Linda
Ames Ingham as Alice
Mike Gandolff as Andrew