Quotes from Haunted Leg
Rory: Isn't that great, Mom?
Lorelai: A jig is forthcoming.
Rory: Apparently maturity is extremely overrated in your universe.
Lorelai: Did you call an exterminator?
Michel: Why, no. What a wonderful idea. I was actually going to fasten a large wedge of cheese to my head and lay on the ground until Mickey gets hungry and decides to crawl out and snack on my face.
Kirk: By the way, I think you might be the prettiest girl I've ever seen... outside of a really filthy magazine.
Lorelai: Thank you.
Lorelai: I just want you to remember three things while you're sitting up there. I love you, you're the greatest kid in the world, and you're in a skirt, keep your knees closed.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: Hey, this is good advice. When I was in school, Linda Lee was treasurer, and she could not keep her knees closed if they were magnetized. Hanes should have given her an endorsement deal.
Emily: Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?
Lorelai: Uh, 'cause I feel stupid doing it at home?
Lorelai: The answering machine confused him.
Rory: Yeah.
Lorelai: And that's the guy who likes me.
Rory: I'd consider adoption if I were you.
Christopher: She did not get there by herself.
Lorelai: Hey, have you ever met your daughter? She can get anywhere by herself. She could get to the third dimension by herself. She was helping the crossing guard when she was 4!
Lorelai: You know, you need a mask and a horse when you do that.
Jess: Did you call me at all?
Rory: No.
Jess: Did you send me a letter?
Rory: No.
Jess: Postcard?
Rory: No.
Jess: Smoke signal?
Rory: Stop.
Jess: A nice fruit basket...
Rory: Enough.
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