Quotes from One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes
Lorelai: So, I think I'm in touch with the other side.
Rory: With the other side of...?
Lorelai: The other side.
Rory: With Republicans?
Luke: Dead cow. Dead cow.
Lorelai: A turtle eats me.
Rory: A turtle? How?
Lorelai: Very slowly. There's lots of chewing.
Rory: And in this premonition you didn't run away from what is, perhaps, the slowest land animal on the earth?
Lorelai: His first bite injects me with immobilizing poison.
Rory: Well, you left that part out.
Luke: Make a hole.
Luke to Lorelai: Have you been diagnosed?
Lane: Follow my anger!
Rory: Purple heads will not be denied.
Rory: You owe me.
Lane: Big-time, forever. Now make like the wind.
Lorelai: Don't.
Luke: I'm tryin' not to, I swear. I'm not trying hard, I'll grant you that.
Luke: Jess, you don't shove a girl in a closet.
Jess: I did not shove her in a closet, she got in voluntarily.
Luke: That makes you happy?
Jess: I'd do backflips, but I am way too cool.
Lorelai: Oh, I just love my little fluke.
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