Quotes from Forgiveness and Stuff
Miss Patty: I only have half a donkey? I need the rest of the donkey!
Taylor: The arm is missing! I repeat, the arm is missing!
Lane: Has he called?
Rory: I told him not to.
Lane: And he listened?
Rory: No.
Lane: Good boy.
Lane: You got Dean a book?
Rory: Yeah, "Metamorphosis."
Lane: "Metamorphosis?"
Rory: It's Kafka.
Lane: Very romantic.
Rory: I think it is romantic.
Lane: I know that I've always dreamed that a guy would get me a really confusing Czeckoslovakian novel.
Rory: You just wanna hold a grudge.
Lorelai: Yes. Burns more calories.
Rory: That's not true.
Lorelai: Yes, it is. How do you think your grandma got those legs of hers? She's not exactly a Stairmaster gal.
Rory: Mom...
Lorelai: Never saw her on the running track.
Rory: Okay.
Lorelai: I don't remember the country club organzing a Tae-Bo class.
Rory: Fine, forget it.
Rory: I think you're acting a little immature.
Lorelai: I'm not acting.
Rory: But what about the apple tarts? You wait all year for those apple tarts.
Lorelai: I can live without the apple tarts.
Rory: You've made up songs after eating five of them with lyrics that contradict that last statement.
Dean: I was just...
Lorelai: Looking for Rory?
Dean: Yeah.
Lorelai: She's not here.
Dean: Okay.
Lorelai: I'll tell her you tapped.
Dean: Thanks.
Lorelai: Don't you have any kind of holiday special? Something festive?
Luke: I just got some Grey Poupon, it's French.
Lorelai: No one has ever made me something quite this disgusting before. Thank you.
Lorelai: Luke, I'm...
Luke: I know. Let's go.
Lorelai: You'd make a great dad.
Luke: You make a great mom.
Lorelai: Yeah. It's just the, uh, daughter part I don't have down yet.
Rory: Where's mom?
Luke: Looking for coffee.
Rory: What are you doing?
Luke: Staring at my shoes.
Rory: Okay. Carry on.
Emily: Richard Gilmore, there may be many things happening in this hospital tonight, but your dying is not one of them.
Richard: But...
Emily: No! I did not sign on to your dying and it is not going to happen, not tonight, not for a very long time. In fact, I demand to go first. Do I make myself clear?
Richard: Yes, Emily, you may go first.
Lorelai: Rory, there are only two things that I totally trust in this entire world: the fact that I will never be able to understand what Charo is saying no matter how long she lives in this country, and you.
Rory: Hopefully not in that order.
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