Quotes from The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton

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Rory: You know what happens to people when they're late on their first day?
Lorelai: They get shorter?

Lorelai: That's the last time I buy anything just because it's furry.

Lorelai: What?
Rory: Nothing, I just didn't know the rodeo was in town.

Rory: I remember it being smaller.
Lorelai: Yeah. And less...
Rory: "Off with their heads."
Lorelai: Yeah.

Ian: Daughters are a great thing.
Lorelai: We're big fans.

Lorelai: You ready?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: You ready?
Rory: Yes.

Lorelai: See, that's what happens when you go to bed with your makeup on.

Emily: Do you need a ride or is your horse parked outside?

Miss James: Do you have any questions?
Rory: Uh, not at the moment.
Miss James: If you do, you can make an appointment to see you guidance counselor, Mr. Winters. He handles everything but bulimia and pregnancy.

Emily: There are five days in the school week.
Lorelai: Really? Are you sure? Because my days-of-the-week underwear only go to Thursday.
Emily: Is that a joke?

Babette: Is there a problem?
Lorelai: Oh, nothing Shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play.

Rory: Wow, Biblical insults. This is an advanced school.

Lorelai: Pizza for your thoughts.

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