Quotes from Dead Uncles and Vegetables
Emily: Is she always this scattered?
Sookie: She's the stablest person I know.
Emily: That's very sad.
Luke: By the way, that French guy's a putz.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, he knows.
Lorelai: He so unflappable, it's hard to tell.
Rory: The man definitely can't be flapped.
Kirk: Mine's a quarter caf.
Lorelai: Heh?
Kirk: Three fourths decaf, one fourth caffeinated.
Lorelai: I four fourths don't care.
Kirk: Fill it up.
Rory: Hey, Luke, where's Jess?
Luke: I dunno, probably out playin' basketball or something.
Rory: That little punk.
Lorelai: I came up with some new diner phrases. Do you know what a lucky duck cluck is?
Luke: Not off-hand.
Lorelai: It's foie-gras with chicken and green shamrock frosting.
Luke: Why would anyone ever order that?
Lorelai: If they're high.
Emily: What do you think of the Romanoffs?
Luke: They probably had it coming.
Emily: A match made in heaven.
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