Quotes from Teach Me Tonight
Luke: You're flunkin' out. You're lookin' at being in the eleventh grade the rest of your life. You're gonna be the kid in the back of the room with a beard and a racing form babbling incoherently about Steely Dan.
Jess: Steely Dan?
Luke: The group may change, the freak in the back never does.
Luke: I made some brownies, I thought you might like some.
Lorelai: Oh, gee... since I just ate, uh, half a bag of marshmallows, six Pop-Tarts, four Bagel-Dogs and a really stale Cheese Nip, yep, it's brownie time. Thanks.
Luke: You should get back to your studying, otherwise you're completely useless to me.
Luke: Enjoy the brownies, I'll see if I can screw up a cake for you later on.
Kirk: Ah, Lorelai, good, I need one minute of your time.
Lorelai: I'll give you two, because you scare me.
Jess: I made sure she was okay.
Luke: I know you did.
Rory: Freak of sideshow proportions!
Lorelai: I love you, too.
Chris: Did you find that kid?
Rory: Jess?
Chris: Jess, Dead Meat, whatever his name is.
Rory: I like it when he's here.
Lorelai: Yeah, me too.
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