Quotes from Application Anxiety

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Rory: You can keep a secret?
Lorelai: Not so far, but there's always a first.

Lorelai: I'm just afraid that if we don't answer everything accurately the Harvard police will come and hit you with an atlas and say something mean in Latin.

Luke: Do they let kids drink coffee before school?
Rory: Why, do you think it might lead to harder stuff? Lattes? Cappuccinos?
Luke: Forget I asked.

Rory: He's gonna be expecting Chilton high school senior Trixie McBimbo.
Lorelai: And her mother, Bambi McBimbo.

Lorelai: How is it they just came off the tennis court and they're not even sweating?
Rory: I don't know. Maybe when you're that white you don't sweat.

Darren: You molded her well.
Lorelai: Oh, no, I didn't mold her. Rory popped out that way.
Darren: You're being modest.
Lorelai: You don't know me, do you.

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